On this page there is a contact form which you can use to contact me. And you are welcome to contact me, which is why there is this easily accessible form on my website. But first:

Why would you want to contact me?

I really don’t know but if you can’t think of something then here is a couple of suggestions:

  1. You really like something I wrote and just want to give me a compliment (or the complete opposite of this – if you are angry enough you won’t need any more prompts)*
  2. You like my style of writing (or any other work I do) an want to pay me to write something (or make something) for yourself, your business, your magazine, website or alternative universe.
  3. You want to buy one of my pieces or exhibit my work or include it in an exhibition or a collection or a anthology and you want to know how to.
  4. You want to use any of my stuff without paying me (Tip: mostly you can’t because of copyright and intellectual property but argue your case if you want to.)
  5. You think you were at school or varsity or something with me and you want to know if I am that guy.
  6. You want me to do a talk or a workshop or a show or something.
  7. You have a really cool idea and you want me to work with you, or you think you have an idea and you just want to chat about it.

*Please remember that I own and may use any content submitted through this contact form in any way I may see fit.

Promise: Your privacy will always be protected.

That should give you a start. But please, even if I haven’t listed your reason and you still want to contact me, go for it:

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